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No I was vacationing in South of France and now spending the last of my vacation in Monaco. Come join me, Queen. I’ll show you what my useless job can buy and the access it affords me😉

Don’t forget Cha Eun Wo can’t act

Great idea - terrible execution. Writer and director didn’t know how to wrap it up. It just flails and derails into a screaming mess.

Episode 5 just unravels the story. We waste a lot of time on nothing burgers. 😒

Your crying won’t make Cha Eunwoo a good actor 🤡 but it’s alright. What else can unemployed queen do in this economy. Especially when they can’t read properly.

Hmm 🤔 delete my account? Only if you bite a magnum, curry Queen.

No, Queen, I really ended up being the designated driver to a shit faced dude just now.
You're just too unemployed and too bruised by your first bend session to read properly. 😂

lol awww you are adorable, Queen. I already told you the "imaginary" party was shit. that's why I enjoyed bending you. Now I gotta head back cos the friend who drove me here is shit faced. I know you want me cos what else would an unemployed Queen want more than a good online whipping. I'm not done with you, babe.

No I have to get out of this party that I was invited to and I have to drive myself back. I know it's your bed time, so ... or can you wait for me to come back for round 2, curry queen?

good night, Queen. Another day of unemployed oppa worship awaits you tomorrow.

No I just thought your first peg must have bruised your little curry tushie. Happy to have been your first, Queen. Tuck in bed now. 😘

Good to know you are entertained, Queen. Don’t forget. Your oppa can’t act. That’s the whole and only point. 😂

Queen, I love stuffing you. You got me there 😂

And that’s how you bend, Queen 😉 just like that. Good job. Hahahahahaah took you a while. But finally. 👏🏻 now if you want a show of IQ, we can just talk about how your Oppa can’t act. No barking or mewling or moaning or bitching like you have been doing. We only focus on the artistic discourse. But something tells me, you’re only good when bent. There is no other use for you, darling. It’s just where you’re from.

Half way in and I like it way better than Cashero.

Do I find the storytelling sometimes falter. Sometimes. But this is way, way, wayyyyyyy better than Cashero. But this is just half way.

Onwards.

What else can I do? Hmm 🤔 let’s see …I can teach a Queen pup how to get pegged? It’s a thing right up your alley especially where you are located😉 You can fantasise your oppa (who can’t act) while at it, you know. After all, that’s all your unemployed tushie is good for. A good ol’peg. Ready to bend?

Doesn’t change the fact that he can’t act, Queen Guy 😂

Hey Queen! He can’t act.

Hey Queen Guy, the “imaginary” event is rather atrociously recycled and ersatz. Which reminded me of your oppa. So guess what, I came here to remind you too, your oppa can’t act. 😂 but he can do the squinty eye and idol pout. I’ll give him that. 😘

Oppa can’t act. Leaving this here to keep you company. Toodles Queen, off to my imaginary event ✌🏻😘😂

If you insist, Queen. 😉