An enthusiast with a ridiculously specific and refined taste.

I also write reviews subjectively purely based on how I feel towards it.

Rating Scale:

• 1-2: Dehydrated garbage
• 3-4: Spoiled Milk in the fridge
• 5: The tea is so bland it's basically water
• 6: Putting ice on water doesn't make it any fancier
• 7: Orange Juice but made with 1% orange, 99% sugar.
• 8: Like Starbucks; good but unnecessarily expensive
• 9: Gold Label Premium Vodka 
• 10: Gave me eye orgasms 
• Dropped: More often than not, it just ain't my cup of tea

Genre Preferences:

• YES: well-written romance, comedy, drama, thriller/suspense, mystery, supernatural/fantasy, interesting concepts
• DEPENDS: action, melodrama, bland slice of life, crime/investigation/law, 
• NAH: historical, horror, complicated/adult romance, dumb conflicts, politics