The person above me has learned well or moto "we gladly feast on those who would persecute us
the person above me lives and breaths through words of wisdom... *When you start with an insult and end with a compliment, most people only remember where you started*
The person above me is hiding Big Foot in their secret laboratory and is studying it.
The person above me constantly giving me a killer look...
The person above me is a serial killer disguised as an average person who likes to drain the blood of each victim bottles it then sell it to vampires in the black market.
the person above me fished the barring strait in a canoe
LOL @ Jacq.. The person above me is the guy who made Pocahontas cry.
the person above me has a pet rock who just won't house train

lol ok... and you have a nasty crocodile name barf for a pet and you know what comes next right?.. :p
the person above me is a misbehaving pet rock
lol the person above me is the unusual suspect and you don't wanna know what lies beneath the story.
the person above is a very successful doctor she treat people who have hiccups
the person above me is a walking Encyclopedia
the person above me is a hidden camera in Mona Lisa's eyes
the person above is the reason why Van Gogh almost lost his ear:p