The person above me is in fact a mermaid in disguise
The person above me is a painter and is blind!
the person above me is big foot trying to contact his long lost cousin the abominable snowman
the person above me loves feet
The person above me thinks Miura Haruma has huge ears
the person above me loves hands! :p
The Person above me is a Eunuchs.
The person above me is the reason why the person above him was made a eunuch.
the person above me is dunce
The person above me was Charles ****ens' inspiration to 'Oliver Twist'
the above person is possessed by evil
the above person has hair fetish.
the above person dips french fries in their coca cola /fail
The person above is Maleficent's ancestor (you know, the evil fairy from Sleeping Beauty).
the above person is discordant