Post an insane lie about the person above you

tpam is a witch

tpam lives under the sea

Tpam sleeps in the bathroom

tpam ate my cat's food and ran away laughing maniacally 

tpam is drunk

The person above me is a professional grains of sand counter for a company that makes hourglasses.

tpam owns a mansion in Neptune

The person above me is a toilet paper dress designer.