Post an insane lie about the person above you

The person above me has planned a secret trip to Korea to meet up with their favorite idol.

The person above uses their feet to type

The person above me constantly thinks about how there is not enough socially acceptable food items to put cream cheese on

above person is the artist

The person above me stays up all night till sunrise everyday just to scream "I am better than all of you" outside his/her window.

The person above me pretending that he likes K/drama but actually he hates it... :D

The person above me travel million miles away from home on foot just to tell me she likes me[ lol];):p:D

The person above me is a mexican trapeze artist, who tickles the snouts of crocs to check out their teeth, when they snap at him/her out of frustration because the mexican trapeze artist is secretly dying to be a dentist, and get a pay-rise.