Do you think im your punching bag? so jealous of you..
how did you feel when you saw the pervert stalker inviting me to his room!? you can always count on me
What did her boyfriend say before he left her? Check the time.
If i see fairies flying over my house what should i do? because I didn't hear what you said
sweetie! I though I told you that food is for dogs, why do you keep eating it ? I have some work to do
Ok i just pointed out all your many flaws as a human being. So what do you think? Not yet, but its on my to-do list
oh right, did you succeed to communicate with ants ? open the door
Quick! What do you when there is a stranger at your front door? I want to sleep.
why are you giving me this huge hammer ? you can't read it
Why are you burying the list of all your biases? He ate the wrong piece of pie.
So you were trying to play a prank on your dad how did you end up stuck on the toilet all day? Can't I?
You thought it was a good idea to go outside with just shorts and a t-shirt on... in this cold weather? Oh no, not again.
Um..... So its pretty windy today and your wearing a skirt. Don't you have a feeling like you forgot something? The garbage disposer was broke
Did you just put a sandwich through the paper shredder? Toes are gross.
And the reason you want to outlaw sandals.....? grape juice