Finally, the Dude™
No bro, not you.
Him:
Well, not the Dude Dude, but at least it's one of the dudes. That's something, I guess.
Is that a head tilt?
I think I miscalculated it. He would fit through the door.
A friend of mine said she used to work in retail and they usually throw all this stuff away days after the Christmas season is over. She said I should ask them if they can donate me this gingerbread dude. The fact that I'm considering it is reason enough to lock me up and throw away the key.
Also,
wrong dude there in the poster. Who even is that?