Funny and Romantic Tidbits

A collection of scenes that I loved, was before in the comments but as usual got swept away in the sands of time. They are a bit spiced up with the intricate emotions also described.

1/8 - Xing Zhi is imploring Shen Li to stay, after getting discovered for trapping her in his home

[Shen Li throws escaping Xing Zhi, out from the window, to the ground outside]
HAHAHA
[Xing Zhi pitifully cries]
Ahhah! Ahhaaah! Aha! Aaahha!
My arm! Ahhah! 
You used so much force! 
Hah! My arm! Ahan! Ahha! Ha!
I think I broke my arm!
I saved your life once!
Cluck!
HAHA
Did you have to break my arm! Ahaha! Ahha!
HAHAHA

...

Shen Li: Farewell!
What did you say?
Shen Li: I said after you have healed...
[Xing Zhi starts wailing]
Ayah! My head hurts!
Ah... ha... ahha!
HAHAHA
But wasn't it your arm that got injured? 
Why the headache?
You don't know this...
but I have been weak since I was young!
Whenever I am injured, my head hurts too! AhhA! Ayaah!
HAHAHA

...

[Shen Li does not relent and moves towards the exit]
[Xing Zhi as if had lost all hope, implores]
After you leave...
please inform the officials!
In 10 days time...
come to this courtyard...
to collect my corpse!

...

[Shen Li goes out but then comes back]
I'll stay until you recover...
[Xing Zhi in reassured tone]
I knew it!
Cluck!
HAHAHA
You are a good person!
[Shen Li pulls Xing Zhi from afar by magic and grabs him by his collar]
My name is Shen Li!
Call me "Cluck" again and you'll know
Shen Li?
Doesn't... sound like a... woman's name
HAHAHA
Xing Zhi, also does not sound like a man's name!
Isn't that perfect then!
You are masculine, I am feminine.
We'll get along just fine!
Am not so sure about that. You are too thick skinned!
Not thick skinned enough!
[Both see into each other's eyes while in close proximity]
... first melodramatic pause ensues while red petals fall ...

2/8 - Xing Zhi is childishly pranking Shen Li, and has had his bathtub thrown far away

The fallen leaves in the courtyard need to be swept.
Alright, I'll do it!
[Shen Li picks a nearby broom and starts to sweep]
[After the first sweep, he stops her]
Wait a moment!
What is it?
The thing is...
Umm, I usually pick up...
the leaves...
in the courtyard...
by hand...
HAHAHAHA
[Shen Li tries making sense of his seemingly absurd request for a while, but realizes he is messing with her]
[Shen Li throws the broom far away, which falls into his tub somewhere on the other side of the mountains]
[Xing Zhi shows his frustration in an annoyed hurt tone]
Why did you throw it away again?
I have nothing much left!
You have been sitting around doing nothing at all!
Are you messing with me?
This time, I am not... 
I swear!
HAHAHAHA
So, you were messing with me before!
[Xing Zhi sways his head from left to right and mumbles]
Anyway... I am not this time!
HAHAHAHA

3/8 - Xing Zhi is sitting with Shen Li with one eye closed after an attack at his cottage 

[Shen Li is concerned as she eyes the sling he wears to hold his (fake) broken arm]
Your bandage got wet!
Let me change it for you.
[Xing Zhi panics]
There's no need! 
It's not wet! 
It's alright!
[Shen Li with goading tone]  
A wet bandage will affect your wound. 
Let me change it for you...
[Shen Li tries to grab the sling, Xing Zhi moves back and stares at her]
HAHAHA
[Shen Li tries to make sense of his action, Xing Zhi continues to stare]
[Shen Li grabs and pulls on the sling]
[Xing Zhi cries with fake pain]
ch... ah!
[Shen Li softly]
Change it...
[Xing Zhi continues to eye her in the same pose]
HAHAHA
Aayyo!
Ha!
Here, here, here, take it, take it, take it!
[Xing Zhi undresses the sling himself with his arm that was supposed to be broken]
HAHAHAHA
[Shen Li eyes him in silence]
[ML dangles the sling in front of her face with his fake broken arm]
Take it, take it!
HAHAHA
[Shen Li sees the sling and then the Xing Zhi]
[Xing Zhi after continuing to eye her in the same pose, hints at the sling with his eyes, goading her to take it]
[Shen Li tries to, but Xing Zhi throws it towards her like a king granting a reward]
HAHAHA
[Shen Li continues to eye him]
[Xing Zhi too eyes her with his seemingly broken arm in the air, but then realizes]
[Xing Zhi pessimistically with a hollow laugh]
Ahha! Haha!
You caught me again!
Ahem...
HAHAHAHA
[Shen Li continues to eye him in silence]
[Xing Zhi childishly dillydallies with fake embarrassment]
[Shen Li continues to stare at him with a goading expression as if urging him to explain]
[Xing Zhi watches for awhile, hoping she will let it go, but she continues to stare]
Ayo! Aaha!
My head!
[Shen Li's eyes show disappointment as if she expected this]
HAHA
It hurts! cough!
I burned my head, it hurts!
aa! yaa!
It hurts so much!
[Shen Li cautiously but naively asks]
Are you trying to fool me again by pretending to be weak?
[Xing Zhi while holding his head, shakes his other hand, negating]
Aha!
It really hurts! Hurts!
[Shen Li eyes him in silence]
How can it hurt so much!
[Xing Zhi secretly eyes her to see her reaction, but Shen Li catches this, and moves away]
Keep suffering, I am ignoring you!
[Shen Li sits on the other side of the table with her back towards the Xing Zhi]
[Xing Zhi eyes her with one eye, and relaxes]
[A blissful smile adorns his face]
[He is happy that she chose to continue the ruse and stay with him]
[On the other side, Shen Li makes cute expressions as if complaining about his childishness, as sweet happiness spreads on her face...]

4/8 - Xing Zhi being the overgod, is reasoning to "survey" the land with Shen Li with her subordinates

[Xing Zhi with a straight face]
I want... < while pointing at FL> her!
[Shen Li silently looks on incredously intrigued]
HAHAHAHA 

5/8 - Xing Zhi being the strongest god, is reasoning with Shen Li to hold her hand

[Xing Zhi with a pained and pitiful expression]
I feel.. afraid... when I am alone...
HAHAHAHA

6/8 - Xing Zhi being the guest, is reasoning to stay at Shen Li's with her master

In the spiritual realm... I think... her highness is my only friend!
I hope her highness... might bring me around to experience the local customs and culture!
[Shen Li quickly interjects]
People here have no customs or culture!
[Her master also objects and suggests him to stay in the guest rooms]
[ML with a straight face]
I want to stay in her residence!
HAHAHAHA

7/8 - Xing Zhi and Shen Li are in an evil cult's base

[Shen Li goes on obliterating the base with all the shock and awe]
[Shen Li is walking around like a god of death, looking all cool with battle music playing in the background]
[While at the starting location, Xing Zhi watches in silence with his characteristic straight face]
[Eventually he conjures a tea table set, sits, and pours tea]
PFFFT
[Shen Li goes continues to beat up the evil cultists]
[Xing Zhi continues to drink tea]
HAHAHA
[Hostages comment on how awesome Shen Li is]
[Xing Zhi with a tea cup in hand, notices this, swishes his hand, and the whole base receives a sweeping attack while all the hostage cages open up!]
[Shen Li stares at him while he continues drinking tea]
HAHAHAHA
[Hostages come out and start praising Shen Li]
Thanks Immortal!
Thanks Immortal!
[Xing Zhi throws the tea cup away and teleports in front of Shen Li to receive their praise like an aged senior with his hands folded behind his back]
HAHAHAHA
[Shen Li roles her eyes and mocks him on his antics]
Thanks Immortal!
HAHAHAHA

8/8 - Xing Zhi after telling Shen Li, his importance and how he can't perish or everything will end

[Xing Zhi with a sad face, full of warmth and seriousness]
That's why... Shen Li... I can't like you.
... mello pause ...
[Shen Li with sad eyes and tone with fake bravado]
<Scoff> Are you Joking? 
Henceforth I won't dare to entertain any fantasies about you!
Just don't flirt with me again...
[Xing Zhi with a straight face]
But I can't control it!
HAHAHAHA
[Shen Li is stunned speechless]
[Xing Zhi swaying happily, with a fake embarrassed expression]
I can't help wanting to... flirt with you...
Shen Li: You...
AWWW