Yeah, I am going to quintuple down on Xiao Dou not being Xiao Dou, but rather he is actually Xiao Dou's cousin/brother/nephew/childhood friend. I am going to try to watch the show not knowing this, but it may bleed through if I end up doing a point-by-point analysis. You guys don't mind, do you?
Although there were so many heavy-handed hints in the trailer it has to be a red herring, right?
Oh, people watching. My favorite! Settles in with some popcorn to watch everyone's reactions as they wake up to this nonsense in a few hours. - cackles maniacally -
Hey, has anyone heard anything about the timing of the epilogue release? Or even the platform?
I currently have alarms set for 3am EST (midnight in California, i.e. Netflix headquarters and when their content rolls over into the next day) and 8am EST (i.e. 8pm China Time and when iQiyi released the previous episodes).
Top 20 Comedy Gold Moments (Vote for Your Favorite OR Yell at Me for Not Including It)(My favorites are: 5, 6,…
1. Dongfang QingCang: "Weren't you quite arrogant just now?" - decides to choke her to death because of this - (Episode 20
Me: Oh, Sweetie - give it 8 more episodes. You'll like it.
You will literally correct her, that that is how she is supposed to treat you and ask her to continue to do so. All while trying to coax her out from under a comforter.
2. Xiao La Hua in Dongfang Qingcang’s body almost falling off the stairs because he can’t keep his balance with a higher center of gravity and longer skirts in her adorable outrage at the King of Southern Youxian’s County choice of words of “spare no grass”. (Episode 12)
3. Dongfang Qingcang’s head imitating a Weeble-Wobble when Xiao La Hua thrusts him away to inspect him and demand if he is alright after hugging him, after his first night with Nine Bone Devouring Spikes. (Episode 28)
4. Xiao La Hua imitating Dongfang Qingcang in both tone and head positioning when she tells Shangque to get up from his bow. (Episode 29)
5. Xiao La Hua can not walk through curtained doors with headgear no matter what body she is in. (Episode 11, Episode 22)
6. Shangque literally tripping over himself to get Dongfang Qingcang his teddy *cough* his Jade ring and end his teenage girl turmoil. ‘Don’t look at me. I’m hideous.’ (Episode 14)
7. Xiao La Hua pilfering through Dongfang Qingcang’s father’s room, random objects being flung in the air and against walls to indicate her progress through the room. (Episode 17)
8. Dongfang Qingcang’s Highlander imitation when Jieli tells him there can only be one Emperor - “This is simple. I’ll kill him.” (Episode 19)
9. Dongfang Qingcang's obsession with personal hygiene after Xiao La Hua tells him the history books wrote that his hair hangs on the floor and is full of lice, he has bad breath and hasn’t bathed in 1000 years. (Episode 4)
The first thing he does upon returning to Cangyan Sea is have a spa day. (Episode 10) He even drives home the point when they are body-swapped. No, I can't wait 3 days to have another bath. I need one now. I am very dedicated to my cleanliness Missy. (Episode 12)
10. Shangque’s face - I have never seen someone terrified of a bowl of soup before. (Episode 33)
11. Jieli, soooooo dramatic. I can’t be the only one who laughed when she was digging her own grave? (Episode 32)
12. Every time I see those guards in formation in the front of Moon Palace all I can think is "Orrrr-eeeeo. O. O. Orrr-eeeeo." Major Wizard of Oz Wicked Witch flashbacks.
13. Shangque almost taking Xiao La Hua’s head off in his enthusiasm to greet her and celebrate her new status as Moon Queen. (Episode 29)
14. Big bad devil and big bad dragon not understanding what jealousy is. (Episode 8)
Dogfang Qingcang: “She was so excited about the praise from Changheng and the chance to serve him. But I…felt uncomfortable.”
Shangque: “I didn’t expect the spell of the Xilun to be this odd.”
Dongfang Qingcang: “We can’t be unguarded.”
15. Drinking buddies. Projection. Denial. Obstinate bull-headedness. Misery loves company. Had me genuinely laughing. (Episode 34) You need a reality check. No, you need a reality check. No, we both need to get drunk.
16. Jieli’s stress-eating. (Episode 21)
17. Xiao La Hua attempting to distract Shangque by pretending she sees Jieli! And it almost worked. (Episode 28)
“There is someone who values love and loyalty in the fairy realm? This is the first time I’ve ever known it.” (Episode 21)
“Since I am “the high-ranking Moon Supreme”, why didn’t you obey my order?” (Episode 19)
“Since you said you and I are not friends, I have nothing to blame you for. With you here, there will be one more person to serve me.” (Episode 19)
“Since you and I are not friends, don’t say these empty words anymore. I don’t like to hear them.” (Episode 19)
19. Apparently neither of our leads can deal with the intricacy and unpredictability that is water. Xiao La Hua manages to toss water at herself and get it up her nose while bathing Dongfang Qingcang/herself (Episode 12). Dongfang Qingcang drenches his sleeves with morning dew while Orchid goes to fetch some honey. (Episode 5) Apparently they both like slamming liquid around when they are frustrated.
20. Dongfang Qingcang having zero patience for Xiao Run courting Xiao La Hua. “I’ve already agreed to your marriage. Why do you still have to spend time together?” (Episode 24)
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Although there were so many heavy-handed hints in the trailer it has to be a red herring, right?
Because if it is, I am 100% there for that!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cem0yvCby-k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cem0yvCby-k
Look for the new angle on the Episode 26 kiss.
I currently have alarms set for 3am EST (midnight in California, i.e. Netflix headquarters and when their content rolls over into the next day) and 8am EST (i.e. 8pm China Time and when iQiyi released the previous episodes).
Help?
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Rt4y1J7zW?spm_id_from=333.999.0.0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRAX0dFZBJU
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1VT411w77f/?spm_id_from=333.788.recommend_more_video.-1
Me: Oh, Sweetie - give it 8 more episodes. You'll like it.
You will literally correct her, that that is how she is supposed to treat you and ask her to continue to do so. All while trying to coax her out from under a comforter.
2. Xiao La Hua in Dongfang Qingcang’s body almost falling off the stairs because he can’t keep his balance with a higher center of gravity and longer skirts in her adorable outrage at the King of Southern Youxian’s County choice of words of “spare no grass”. (Episode 12)
3. Dongfang Qingcang’s head imitating a Weeble-Wobble when Xiao La Hua thrusts him away to inspect him and demand if he is alright after hugging him, after his first night with Nine Bone Devouring Spikes. (Episode 28)
4. Xiao La Hua imitating Dongfang Qingcang in both tone and head positioning when she tells Shangque to get up from his bow. (Episode 29)
5. Xiao La Hua can not walk through curtained doors with headgear no matter what body she is in. (Episode 11, Episode 22)
6. Shangque literally tripping over himself to get Dongfang Qingcang his teddy *cough* his Jade ring and end his teenage girl turmoil. ‘Don’t look at me. I’m hideous.’ (Episode 14)
7. Xiao La Hua pilfering through Dongfang Qingcang’s father’s room, random objects being flung in the air and against walls to indicate her progress through the room. (Episode 17)
8. Dongfang Qingcang’s Highlander imitation when Jieli tells him there can only be one Emperor - “This is simple. I’ll kill him.” (Episode 19)
9. Dongfang Qingcang's obsession with personal hygiene after Xiao La Hua tells him the history books wrote that his hair hangs on the floor and is full of lice, he has bad breath and hasn’t bathed in 1000 years. (Episode 4)
The first thing he does upon returning to Cangyan Sea is have a spa day. (Episode 10) He even drives home the point when they are body-swapped. No, I can't wait 3 days to have another bath. I need one now. I am very dedicated to my cleanliness Missy. (Episode 12)
10. Shangque’s face - I have never seen someone terrified of a bowl of soup before. (Episode 33)
11. Jieli, soooooo dramatic. I can’t be the only one who laughed when she was digging her own grave? (Episode 32)
12. Every time I see those guards in formation in the front of Moon Palace all I can think is "Orrrr-eeeeo. O. O. Orrr-eeeeo." Major Wizard of Oz Wicked Witch flashbacks.
13. Shangque almost taking Xiao La Hua’s head off in his enthusiasm to greet her and celebrate her new status as Moon Queen. (Episode 29)
14. Big bad devil and big bad dragon not understanding what jealousy is. (Episode 8)
Dogfang Qingcang: “She was so excited about the praise from Changheng and the chance to serve him. But I…felt uncomfortable.”
Shangque: “I didn’t expect the spell of the Xilun to be this odd.”
Dongfang Qingcang: “We can’t be unguarded.”
15. Drinking buddies. Projection. Denial. Obstinate bull-headedness. Misery loves company. Had me genuinely laughing. (Episode 34) You need a reality check. No, you need a reality check. No, we both need to get drunk.
16. Jieli’s stress-eating. (Episode 21)
17. Xiao La Hua attempting to distract Shangque by pretending she sees Jieli! And it almost worked. (Episode 28)
18. Salty Passive-Aggressive Mortal Realm Dongfang Qingcang Mode Activated
“There is someone who values love and loyalty in the fairy realm? This is the first time I’ve ever known it.” (Episode 21)
“Since I am “the high-ranking Moon Supreme”, why didn’t you obey my order?” (Episode 19)
“Since you said you and I are not friends, I have nothing to blame you for. With you here, there will be one more person to serve me.” (Episode 19)
“Since you and I are not friends, don’t say these empty words anymore. I don’t like to hear them.” (Episode 19)
19. Apparently neither of our leads can deal with the intricacy and unpredictability that is water. Xiao La Hua manages to toss water at herself and get it up her nose while bathing Dongfang Qingcang/herself (Episode 12). Dongfang Qingcang drenches his sleeves with morning dew while Orchid goes to fetch some honey. (Episode 5) Apparently they both like slamming liquid around when they are frustrated.
20. Dongfang Qingcang having zero patience for Xiao Run courting Xiao La Hua. “I’ve already agreed to your marriage. Why do you still have to spend time together?” (Episode 24)
(My favorites are: 5, 6, 9, 12, 16 & 18)
I know I am missing dozens, but I capped myself at 20. Please include any favorites I missed.
2nd out of 5 Round-ups written in celebration of Netflix Release Week
That being said, I have seen tons of bits again, when I go in to pull a quote.