#1 Falling down a steep cliff does not result in death #2 Bai always precedes Hei - it is just the natural order of things #3 Food has no calories and should be consumed at every opportunity #4 When bad guys try to kill your love rival, let them #5 Bai Fengxi remembers what she sees #6 If you are going to dance seductively, wear a red dress #7 The sleeve and the fan are mightier than the sword #8 Don't bother with blankets, just use body heat #9 Hand made noodles will unlock his life story #10 Must have at least one bad parent and imaginary cousins #11 The timely ankle twist is a more important skill than showy gravity defying flying kicks #12 Must have strong piggy back and copious blood factory #13 Never hold hands with just any girl in the streets, only that one girl #14 You don't draw that well, she just looks that good #15 Be greedy when it comes to food and all four elegant gentlemen #16 Funerals are for dead people and not those you wish dead #17 To eat or to Hei Fengxi, that is the question? #18 Heaven hath no thunder greater than that of a long dead queen #19 Be known by a dark foxy stripper 名号/name #20 Surprise - they met when they were kids! #21 Spicy exotic delicacies to ward off black dogs blood is just another excuse to eat #22 Introducing your girlfriend to the girl who wants to be your girlfriend makes you the third wheel #23 Don't give your master love advice unless you like memorizing military stratagems #24 You get better love advice from romance novels than from your inexperienced subordinate #25 A real hero need not take advantage of a woman to rule the world #26 I promise to feed her well #27 Foreshadowing is when her drawings and clay figures of you are all so.... round #28 Be sure to let the villain and no one else know you are on to him #29 When in doubt just stab the least likely suspect in the back #30 The flower medicine kiss is a cure all for inner energy loss to deep stab wounds #31 Greatest fool theory of sect leadership #32 Stop dreaming about kissing her and just do it #33 Two can play hide and seek in closets made for one #34 Don't: As my most important wife and empress, I will give you the world #35 Do: Xiyue who? You are my world #36 Give your treacherous brother the coup de slap that is heard across the Dadong empire #37 Revenge is a dish best served with a piece of long white clot #38 Let me see if you are good looking enough for my daughter? #39 It is Hei Bai (black and white) that no son of mine should have to marry above him! #40 Mess with my woman and I will knock the sacred jade out of your moon #41 Nothing says hands off, he's mine like your bright red lipstick plastered over his cheek #42 If Mo Yuan and Ye Hua can survive a weapon of mass destruction, so can I... oh... oops... wrong genre... #43 Honey, 白头偕老/Bái tóu xié lǎo (grow white hair/old together) is not meant to be taken so literally or independently
And they lived heavily one decade after. Burp!
The End.
Warning: DO NOT try at home. May result in substantial weight gain, stomach ache, premature greying and/or loss of life and limb. Also, backstabbing and bitch slapping could be offences punishable by law.
Sadly I have to agree that this is not the strong female-centric drama that was advertised. Unlike TLB, which…
Completely agree re the Tianshuang and Yongzhou arcs. But they are such a big part of the drama. Its a sad indictment that a big female lead book can't be adapted into a big female lead drama.
Sadly I have to agree that this is not the strong female-centric drama that was advertised. Unlike TLB, which…
Heheh tyvm my dear - another book I will not read even though a friend insists she gave it to me some time back. Surprisingly I enjoyed watching this even though there are so many issues with it I actually cringe at the thought of reviewing it…
I don't watch or review dramas for actors. But if others do, it's their time to spend as they see fit.
Very structured, I am less organized. I tend to write very short ones for the ones I don't like to save wasting even more time and longer ones for the ones I do.
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#1 Falling down a steep cliff does not result in death
#2 Bai always precedes Hei - it is just the natural order of things
#3 Food has no calories and should be consumed at every opportunity
#4 When bad guys try to kill your love rival, let them
#5 Bai Fengxi remembers what she sees
#6 If you are going to dance seductively, wear a red dress
#7 The sleeve and the fan are mightier than the sword
#8 Don't bother with blankets, just use body heat
#9 Hand made noodles will unlock his life story
#10 Must have at least one bad parent and imaginary cousins
#11 The timely ankle twist is a more important skill than showy gravity defying flying kicks
#12 Must have strong piggy back and copious blood factory
#13 Never hold hands with just any girl in the streets, only that one girl
#14 You don't draw that well, she just looks that good
#15 Be greedy when it comes to food and all four elegant gentlemen
#16 Funerals are for dead people and not those you wish dead
#17 To eat or to Hei Fengxi, that is the question?
#18 Heaven hath no thunder greater than that of a long dead queen
#19 Be known by a dark foxy stripper 名号/name
#20 Surprise - they met when they were kids!
#21 Spicy exotic delicacies to ward off black dogs blood is just another excuse to eat
#22 Introducing your girlfriend to the girl who wants to be your girlfriend makes you the third wheel
#23 Don't give your master love advice unless you like memorizing military stratagems
#24 You get better love advice from romance novels than from your inexperienced subordinate
#25 A real hero need not take advantage of a woman to rule the world
#26 I promise to feed her well
#27 Foreshadowing is when her drawings and clay figures of you are all so.... round
#28 Be sure to let the villain and no one else know you are on to him
#29 When in doubt just stab the least likely suspect in the back
#30 The flower medicine kiss is a cure all for inner energy loss to deep stab wounds
#31 Greatest fool theory of sect leadership
#32 Stop dreaming about kissing her and just do it
#33 Two can play hide and seek in closets made for one
#34 Don't: As my most important wife and empress, I will give you the world
#35 Do: Xiyue who? You are my world
#36 Give your treacherous brother the coup de slap that is heard across the Dadong empire
#37 Revenge is a dish best served with a piece of long white clot
#38 Let me see if you are good looking enough for my daughter?
#39 It is Hei Bai (black and white) that no son of mine should have to marry above him!
#40 Mess with my woman and I will knock the sacred jade out of your moon
#41 Nothing says hands off, he's mine like your bright red lipstick plastered over his cheek
#42 If Mo Yuan and Ye Hua can survive a weapon of mass destruction, so can I... oh... oops... wrong genre...
#43 Honey, 白头偕老/Bái tóu xié lǎo (grow white hair/old together) is not meant to be taken so literally or independently
And they lived heavily one decade after. Burp!
The End.
Warning: DO NOT try at home. May result in substantial weight gain, stomach ache, premature greying and/or loss of life and limb. Also, backstabbing and bitch slapping could be offences punishable by law.
In any case, if you like secondary couples, watch The Blue Whisper.