When Nahkun started getting food sensitivities and craving desserts, for one confused, brief moment, I genuinely thought the writers were about to reveal Nahkun was the pregnant one 😂 He's not just going to share in Phatsa's symptoms, oh no, he'll be birthing too 😂
Also, Phatsa, I assume you did't eat because you should have been feeling sick but Nakhun did it for you, but you shouldn't be eating raw seafood especially in the first trimester. But then expecting coherence from this script was my first mistake. Hence, why I thought they were about to spring Nakhun's pregnancy on me 😂
Pffffttt... bwhahahahhahahahhaa... Wow. Woooow. It got worse. They actually managed to make it worse! I didn't think it was humanly possible, but they freaking did it... holy... 😂
They literally just abandoned every single plot line at the finish line to tack on a brand new bodyguard love story at the very end! No one who worked on this project gave an absolute crap about anything other than getting BoatOat into sex scenes. That is literally all this show was 🤷♀️😂
Sangnuea was kind of left to die, wasn't he? Won't the bond kill him? And Napitch is off in Hong Kong, so unless he went with him, who knows? The writers really just threw up their hands and said, "Write the rest yourself, we never cared anyway" 😂
Nakin and Ongsa got a weird little "I shall love you no matter the cost" reinstatement, only to wander off into whatever magical corner Nakin kept staring at through the windows.
Meanwhile, Dad retired to his naughty corner to reflect on his bad behavior. Apparently, plotting to kidnap anyone, and turn his future grandchildren into a baby farm wasn't that bad, because he's actually 'kind and admirable' at the end of the day. According to Phatsa, at least. 💀
Also, I assume they didn't bother doing an ultrasound before leaving the hospital, otherwise they’d already know if there were multiples in there... though Phatsa is apparently a rabbit, so who knows 🤷♀️😂
And then they cap it all off with a touching speech a father promises his unborn child, all while completely glossing over the whole, Ongsa is just a beta, plot we were reminded off, again, earlier.
In the hands of a sober writer, that premise could have been the entire emotional core of the plot.
The original writer must have been so utterly embarrassed by this trainwreck, which he should be, that they couldn't even show him in the final episode so they brought in someone new to pivot to a completely different love story 😂
Amintra is the Ceo so she was just there....
Oh yeah, and Phatsa Dad went back to whatever black hole he climbed out off ...
I still feel like the dads story about the mom has holes in it though .Even if the dad never told Phatsa about…
Are you talking about plot holes in my idea or the actual writers?
Because if Dad had simply been an available presence (and literally did anything with that) the writers could have at least blamed him for Phatsa's idiocy. Instead, they chose Dad going on an unexplained pilgrimage, so we hope you just roll with it like a good little BL watcher.
So yes, as the show actually stands, Phatsa could have learned basic biology from literally anyone else in society, yet somehow didn't. And that's the most mindblowing nonsense of this whole show 💀
Imagine if Phatsa’s father knew he was a Super Omega all along, but kept him sheltered for his own protection.…
😂
literally anything else would have worked better than "Oh, I'm sorry son. You reminded me too much of your dead mother, whom I failed to protect, and I couldnt stand to look at you, so I just abandoned you and told you nothing. You were a strong kid, you were fine"
Damn 😂 I just, I can't fathom why anyone thought that was a good idea other than dialogue material to pad out the run time
Last Monday to feel the high of incoming Whatthefuckery?? 😂
If they desperately needed Phatsa to be the pure hearted, naive hero they wanted, they should have just committed to a classic trope to make more sense.
Imagine if Phatsa’s father knew he was a Super Omega all along, but kept him sheltered for his own protection. Daddy tells him he’s just a standard, fragile Omega (so he can have a dramatic unleashing later) feeds him a warning about his mother’s tragic fate to justify his actions, and keeps him locked away from the world. Sure, cliche, but it would have instantly justified his total lack of real world awareness AND given Daddy’s dramatic "But my Princess!" routine now, some weight 😂
Boom. Phatsa and Dad instantly streamlined. I mean, I can laugh my way through every other catastrophe in this show, but I just cannot wrap my brain around how the writers thought making Phatsa completely oblivious to basic world buulding was a good narrative choice… ...unless, of course, it was purely a tactic to manufacture a steady stream of dialogue because the writers genuinely had no idea what to say. Desire was trending last autumn and they just thought, sure, why not? ☕💀✨
Oh yes, pick the terrifying outer planets and use them as your omen of death and despair 😂
I know dragging old Pluto up from his crypt is a bit cliche, but he’s literally the Lord of the Underworld and Transformation, and Uranus is more like his chaotic, rebellious kid brother. Using those would have made more narrative sense to the astrology nerds in the room, instead of making me yell at my screen "Oh come on, Mother Fortuna! even TikTok knows better than that, and they just make things up for clicks and giggles!" 💀
Unless… wait. Is she trolling him? Did she just trick the playboy into a marriage of convenience under the guise of bad fortune? Because that level of bullshittery is very Uranus 🤔
With that said, this is looking ridiculously promising. I actually laughed out loud and squealed "Nooo, he's so cute!" on more than one occasion.
The humor flows so naturally without devolving into a pantomime, and War is just… stupidly, dangerously adorable. Holy crap. 😍
Also, has he lost a lot of weight or has it just been too long since I’ve seen him? Because what in the absolute faery boy hipline is going on with that waist?! Damn ...
Maybe YinWar are just so ridiculously versatile that they can cast an instant spell over whatever script is put in front of them, and I will enjoy the absolute heck out of it 🥰 Hopefully without crying this time 😂 ☕ 🤞
Does anyone find those big bow ties fashionable? I cringe everytime I see someone wearing them, it destroys the…
I agree on the bow ties. They cross the line into cartoon crooner quickly. Unless the deliberate aesthetic is a 'Vintage Eccentric' or the wearer possesses an insanely adorable persona that can carry it, it just kills the silhouette.
A modern suit is usually working toward a classic, magnetic feel. I love a sharp collar with the first few buttons undone. Effortlessly sexy to me. That subtle, peekaboo hint of collarbones and cleavage does all the heavy lifting.
YinWar, it's only fair that it should be you being my first of Autumn 26 Bl's.....Come at me 😬 My heart is ready .... kind of .... but not really.... it's never ready for a YinWar series 😂
Ohh for goodness sake, MDL, this is not a good day for you to being having all these tech issues 😑
So, they ve left that open for a second season, or some specials .... they didnt show us Dan's outcome 🙃 but whoooo! I hoped they'd use the shooting practise..
It definately tripped over it's self, but it wasn't a bad watch overall 💜🪻 7/10
And so, the final curtain falls ☕✨ Aaaaaand theey did it theeeeeiirr waaaaaaay!! And they most certainly 🌸🌸 did 😂
I also just realized tomorrow’s finale marks the official last ride of my Summer streaming journey, with the final remaining shows wrapping up on Tuesday 🚉
Fare thee well, Summer ’26 BLs… you were chaotic, confusing, questionably scripted and completely unpredictable 😂
May the scriptwriters find their magic quills, the merch teams learn how to spell and our collective brain cells rest peacefully until the Autumn lineup fills up our calenders 🫖🍂🔥
Wait… who was erasing Phatsa’s information from the hospital database?
Or is that another plot point that occurred off screen and will be casually tossed into a line of dialogue while everyone blushes at the newlyweds? 😂
But then, considering the team can’t even remember the names of their own characters' pheromones, I'm wasting brain cells pondering a lore the creators don't even remember......heck, they didn't even read it. They just clicked 'print' 😂
Pawpaw has always been favourite phrase of mine 😂 I think it's adorable in werewolf plots but, I feel like it's very unlikely in this show to get anything that resembles a proper Omegaverse ending 😂
🤣🤣🤣 Hang on… I think my brain just voluntarily exploded across my bedroom wall. …… Nope. Still processing. 🤣🤣🤣 Bwahahahahahahaha
Holy Fungus on a Holy Tree! I am crying with laughter. Yeah. And they are launching an actual, real world perfume campaign off the back of this show? 😂
Ok. I get it. I know. This entire production is running on BoatOat’s sex appeal/popularity and absolutely nothing else. The lone gremlin at the writer's desk was clearly chugging crystal clear mercury when they penned this episode. They sat there and thought, 'You know what would be even crazier? Let's sell them perfume, even though we changed the formula on the box. Sure, whatever’s cheapest. They’ll still buy it. It doesn't have to be accurate. The boys are pretty, that's all that matters'.
And you know? They’re right. Because the power of Cute is an irresistible spell, and if that fails, there’s always the structural integrity of Boat’s butt squeezed into those trousers 😂😂😂
Nakhun's pure, deadpan face, when he had the moral obligation to tell his father in law, 'I have thoroughly rearranged your son's insides, and sprayed every last drop of my soul into him, and now I want to bridal carry him back to my boudoir, and do it all over again. So, moving forward....Do you prefer Gramps or PawPaw?' 😂
I would wish Mom Happy Divorce day with that slo-mo scene, reading magazines? While Sangneua goes stark raving mad upstairs like a Victorian wife, but that scene took the ground out from under me. I have not stopped laughing 💀
He's not just going to share in Phatsa's symptoms, oh no, he'll be birthing too 😂
Also, Phatsa, I assume you did't eat because you should have been feeling sick but Nakhun did it for you, but you shouldn't be eating raw seafood especially in the first trimester.
But then expecting coherence from this script was my first mistake. Hence, why I thought they were about to spring Nakhun's pregnancy on me 😂
Pouring myself tea and nearly threw the pot! 💀 Honest truth, for a brief second, I thought that's what they were going to tell me 😂
Wow. Woooow. It got worse. They actually managed to make it worse! I didn't think it was humanly possible, but they freaking did it... holy... 😂
They literally just abandoned every single plot line at the finish line to tack on a brand new bodyguard love story at the very end! No one who worked on this project gave an absolute crap about anything other than getting BoatOat into sex scenes. That is literally all this show was 🤷♀️😂
Sangnuea was kind of left to die, wasn't he? Won't the bond kill him? And Napitch is off in Hong Kong, so unless he went with him, who knows? The writers really just threw up their hands and said, "Write the rest yourself, we never cared anyway" 😂
Nakin and Ongsa got a weird little "I shall love you no matter the cost" reinstatement, only to wander off into whatever magical corner Nakin kept staring at through the windows.
Meanwhile, Dad retired to his naughty corner to reflect on his bad behavior. Apparently, plotting to kidnap anyone, and turn his future grandchildren into a baby farm wasn't that bad, because he's actually 'kind and admirable' at the end of the day. According to Phatsa, at least. 💀
Also, I assume they didn't bother doing an ultrasound before leaving the hospital, otherwise they’d already know if there were multiples in there... though Phatsa is apparently a rabbit, so who knows 🤷♀️😂
And then they cap it all off with a touching speech a father promises his unborn child, all while completely glossing over the whole, Ongsa is just a beta, plot we were reminded off, again, earlier.
In the hands of a sober writer, that premise could have been the entire emotional core of the plot.
The original writer must have been so utterly embarrassed by this trainwreck, which he should be, that they couldn't even show him in the final episode so they brought in someone new to pivot to a completely different love story 😂
Amintra is the Ceo so she was just there....
Oh yeah, and Phatsa Dad went back to whatever black hole he climbed out off ...
😂😂😂
Speechless ..... well done 👏
Because if Dad had simply been an available presence (and literally did anything with that) the writers could have at least blamed him for Phatsa's idiocy. Instead, they chose Dad going on an unexplained pilgrimage, so we hope you just roll with it like a good little BL watcher.
So yes, as the show actually stands, Phatsa could have learned basic biology from literally anyone else in society, yet somehow didn't. And that's the most mindblowing nonsense of this whole show 💀
View it like an extreme sport in chaos, a feat of bravery for the most caffeinated among us 😂
literally anything else would have worked better than "Oh, I'm sorry son. You reminded me too much of your dead mother, whom I failed to protect, and I couldnt stand to look at you, so I just abandoned you and told you nothing. You were a strong kid, you were fine"
Damn 😂 I just, I can't fathom why anyone thought that was a good idea other than dialogue material to pad out the run time
If they desperately needed Phatsa to be the pure hearted, naive hero they wanted, they should have just committed to a classic trope to make more sense.
Imagine if Phatsa’s father knew he was a Super Omega all along, but kept him sheltered for his own protection. Daddy tells him he’s just a standard, fragile Omega (so he can have a dramatic unleashing later) feeds him a warning about his mother’s tragic fate to justify his actions, and keeps him locked away from the world. Sure, cliche, but it would have instantly justified his total lack of real world awareness AND given Daddy’s dramatic "But my Princess!" routine now, some weight 😂
Boom. Phatsa and Dad instantly streamlined. I mean, I can laugh my way through every other catastrophe in this show, but I just cannot wrap my brain around how the writers thought making Phatsa completely oblivious to basic world buulding was a good narrative choice… ...unless, of course, it was purely a tactic to manufacture a steady stream of dialogue because the writers genuinely had no idea what to say. Desire was trending last autumn and they just thought, sure, why not? ☕💀✨
I know dragging old Pluto up from his crypt is a bit cliche, but he’s literally the Lord of the Underworld and Transformation, and Uranus is more like his chaotic, rebellious kid brother. Using those would have made more narrative sense to the astrology nerds in the room, instead of making me yell at my screen "Oh come on, Mother Fortuna! even TikTok knows better than that, and they just make things up for clicks and giggles!" 💀
Unless… wait. Is she trolling him? Did she just trick the playboy into a marriage of convenience under the guise of bad fortune? Because that level of bullshittery is very Uranus 🤔
With that said, this is looking ridiculously promising. I actually laughed out loud and squealed "Nooo, he's so cute!" on more than one occasion.
The humor flows so naturally without devolving into a pantomime, and War is just… stupidly, dangerously adorable. Holy crap. 😍
Also, has he lost a lot of weight or has it just been too long since I’ve seen him? Because what in the absolute faery boy hipline is going on with that waist?! Damn ...
Maybe YinWar are just so ridiculously versatile that they can cast an instant spell over whatever script is put in front of them, and I will enjoy the absolute heck out of it 🥰 Hopefully without crying this time 😂 ☕ 🤞
Unless the deliberate aesthetic is a 'Vintage Eccentric' or the wearer possesses an insanely adorable persona that can carry it, it just kills the silhouette.
A modern suit is usually working toward a classic, magnetic feel. I love a sharp collar with the first few buttons undone. Effortlessly sexy to me. That subtle, peekaboo hint of collarbones and cleavage does all the heavy lifting.
So, they ve left that open for a second season, or some specials .... they didnt show us Dan's outcome 🙃 but whoooo! I hoped they'd use the shooting practise..
It definately tripped over it's self, but it wasn't a bad watch overall 💜🪻 7/10
Tee is a beautiful man 🌹 I hope to see more TeeHeng ☕️
Aaaaaand theey did it theeeeeiirr waaaaaaay!!
And they most certainly 🌸🌸 did 😂
I also just realized tomorrow’s finale marks the official last ride of my Summer streaming journey, with the final remaining shows wrapping up on Tuesday 🚉
Fare thee well, Summer ’26 BLs… you were chaotic, confusing, questionably scripted and completely unpredictable 😂
May the scriptwriters find their magic quills, the merch teams learn how to spell and our collective brain cells rest peacefully until the Autumn lineup fills up our calenders 🫖🍂🔥
Or is that another plot point that occurred off screen and will be casually tossed into a line of dialogue while everyone blushes at the newlyweds? 😂
But then, considering the team can’t even remember the names of their own characters' pheromones, I'm wasting brain cells pondering a lore the creators don't even remember......heck, they didn't even read it. They just clicked 'print' 😂
Hang on… I think my brain just voluntarily exploded across my bedroom wall.
……
Nope. Still processing.
🤣🤣🤣
Bwahahahahahahaha
Holy Fungus on a Holy Tree! I am crying with laughter.
Yeah.
And they are launching an actual, real world perfume campaign off the back of this show? 😂
Ok. I get it. I know. This entire production is running on BoatOat’s sex appeal/popularity and absolutely nothing else. The lone gremlin at the writer's desk was clearly chugging crystal clear mercury when they penned this episode. They sat there and thought, 'You know what would be even crazier? Let's sell them perfume, even though we changed the formula on the box. Sure, whatever’s cheapest. They’ll still buy it. It doesn't have to be accurate. The boys are pretty, that's all that matters'.
And you know? They’re right. Because the power of Cute is an irresistible spell, and if that fails, there’s always the structural integrity of Boat’s butt squeezed into those trousers 😂😂😂
Nakhun's pure, deadpan face, when he had the moral obligation to tell his father in law, 'I have thoroughly rearranged your son's insides, and sprayed every last drop of my soul into him, and now I want to bridal carry him back to my boudoir, and do it all over again. So, moving forward....Do you prefer Gramps or PawPaw?' 😂
I would wish Mom Happy Divorce day with that slo-mo scene, reading magazines? While Sangneua goes stark raving mad upstairs like a Victorian wife, but that scene took the ground out from under me. I have not stopped laughing 💀