When you cross the red lights, I ask you to park your truck at the side and get down with hands above the head, 

And when you are coming out of your vehicle, I steal the cookie .

While you are gloating about the stolen cookie, I quickly draw a false tunnel entrance. When you finally try to run away like Roadrunner and actually bump into it, I steal the cookie back.

i bring fireants with me in a perforated jar which  immediately get attracted and start forming a line towards the sweet cookie which you had pocketed, 

 suddenly you star jumping like a crazy ball, and cookie falls out of your pkt, i grab it and run away without forgetting to say thx to the mighty and obedient fireants.

I slip into my rocket skates AND - being faster than light - not only lose the ants but also steal the cookie out of your hand as I overtake you

Lol @ faster than light 


Me too slip in to the skates which when I cross the sound speed barrier, the Boom caused makes you lose your balance , and I grab the tumbling cookie.

I'll just scatter lots of pebbles on your path to make you stumble with your skates. While you're falling, I'll take the cookie back.

I'll sprinkle you with fairy dust that will make you sleepy and steal the cookie. :D

I will colour, ColourMePurple with any other colour than purple colour.

ColourMePurple is shocked to see other colour than purple colour in the mirror that 

she immediately leaves to wash this new colour and colour herself back to purple colour and 

while leaving she angrily throws the cookie which I catch with a victory smile.

I hold a mirror up to your face and you're so distracted by your beautiful victory smile that I can just steal the cookie out of your hand

I'll tell you the two in your profile pic are now in a real relationship. While you are distracted checking if it's true online, I'll steal the cookie.

 Nieve:

I will colour, ColourMePurple with any other colour than purple colour.

ColourMePurple is shocked to see other colour than purple colour in the mirror that 

she immediately leaves to wash this new colour and colour herself back to purple colour and 

while leaving she angrily throws the cookie which I catch with a victory smile.

Touché XD

I'm calling out the entire BL community that you've upset with your fake news and while they're backing you into a corner, I'm stealing the cookie back ;D