Post an insane lie about the person above you

tpam is ready to serve the criminals 

TPAM already has robbed someone-- many someones-- and has a room full of stolen money.

tpam eats frog 

TPAM is known as "The Lobster Whisperer"

tpam wishes she could be a cinderella in the next life 

tpam believes in the afterlife

tpam is antisocial