tpam lives in outer space
tpam is on moon 
tpam has a house in mars
tpam is my neighbor in mars 
tpam has an alien friend
tpam is that alien friend 
tpam is working for secret agency
tpam is a gangster 
tpam has a boyfriend that is one of the mafia 
tpam is a criminal 
tpam has psychological disorder