the person above is a world known murderer
the person above me is my fairy godmother.
The person above was involved in a hit-and-run accident 8 years ago
the person above me is the one who caused the hit and run accident 8 years ago
The person above me is a prisoner on the run!
The person above has a case of amnesia which was caused by the hit-and-run accident, which is why he/she never pressed any charges against me and I walked free from it.
edit: the person above has a fetish for prisoners, and see prisoners everywhere, even when there isn't any!
The person above me loves to talk to themselves
the person above me loves to sing in the rain
the person above is a famous star
The person above me lives in a mansion
the person above me is magical
the person above me think shes Mary Poppins..
The person above me IS Mary poppins
The person above me used to date Mary Poppins