The person above me can flip a coin and always have it land on its edge.

tpam is a famous actor

Tpam is hairy all over their body lol

The person above me was a two-time toe wrestling champion in high school.

TPAM was born during the Joseon dynasty.

tpam has long hair like Rapunzel 

The person above me is a professional foolproof plan tester, so if you buy a plan from them, it is guaranteed to work.

TPAM participated in the first moon landing expedition.

tpam is a rabbit hybrid with long hairs

TPAM is Stitch's BFF (referring to the Disney movie)

The person above me is the person that always travels to hear the sound of the tree falling in the forest when you think no one is around to hear it.

TPAM secretly invented a machine for time travel, and is currently typing on a computer that was made in 2083.

tpam knows all the languages in the world

TPAM is a cyborg that works as an extra for sci-fi movies. 

The person above me is ringing your doorbell to deliver a package. Don't ask me how I know, just go get your delivery.