Post an insane lie about the person above you

tpam has a pet monkey 

 Sunset:

tpam is skydiving while playing forum games 

The person above me owns and manages a clothing boutique for imaginary friends.

 Floriella:

tpam works at mac donults 

The person above me whispers every fifth word and shouts every ninth word they speak.

 Sunset:

Tpam was one of the contestants in Squid Game

The person above me invented waterproof water.

Tpam is a mermaid

Tpam is a muggot

Tpam is climbing Mt. Everest