ShortCircuit

And the best part yet? They have LYX playing Chu WanNing - Shizun, the guy who dies, and then there's Chen FeiYu playing MoRan, the guy who goes totally, completely mad in two separate, different ways, in two separate, different lives and two separate, different worlds, for the love of CWN :D

I want Immortality NOW T_T (yeah even if they take out everything danmei, I want it anyway. There's going to be heartbreak for ages in that story :))

2ha version:

A. Go to another 'verse and taunt him into dying AGAIN (oops!)
B. Discover you actually love him and go to HELL to get him back (yay!)
C. Try to court him and then when everything goes awry, TAKE ON THE WORLD TO BE WITH HIM (YAAAAY!)
D. ... In the meantime, try not to get found out and get eaten - in the not-fun way.

They were bound to run out of stock at some point LOL.

Well, you know, when you're not eating well, puberty gets a bit delayed. So now he's eating better (I mean, let's not take into consideration whatever atrocity YXW made for him, either), he's FINALLY growing up.

Hormones...

PYZ did the numbers and when it came to 500 years have passed, put somebody on watch by the Ruo River to fish TTJ out when the Nether River spat him out.

He didn't say they had to take him in as a disciple, just that something ominous was about to happen by that river's edge LOL. Maybe he wanted them to kill off TTJ :D

Immortal ZhaoYou is the new master of TTJ/CJM. The one who passed away is Pang YiZhi, and he left behind a "cloud spell", LOL, an AI-replica-like of himself that people from his sect can wake up and get prophecies from.

Also, the Nether World Gate only opens each 500 years, so TTJ's time there was already running out, so PYZ could have just prepared in advance for it. I have this idea that he could've set it up, too, because NBY just "remembered" his tribe could open that Gate out of the blue. Maybe PYZ wanted to send TTJ there to cool down for a bit and give him time to prepare the immortal sects' revival or something and put NBY up for it.

There are two timelines. In the first (original) one, the immortal sects got wiped out by the Devil God and LSS went back to the past to stop TTJ from becoming DG, which she did.

From that moment on, time moved differently. This timeline's LSS had to undergo a lightning tribulation to further her cultivation - it's a staple of immortality cultivation, btw, in order to become gods for example - but didn't for some reason, so she was punished to go into seclusion for ten years. Everybody was surprised to see "her" come back because she wasn't supposed to survive it. THIS LSS is the original LSS though, who came back through time to the present reality so she remembers the original situation, TTJ and how she dealt with him, AND who all these immortal sects people are.

So the time got split for a paradox then re-merged.

The guy with a moon on his cheek is not a sect guy, he's a YiYue tribesman who was / is the leader of the Moonshadow Guards that the tribe gave to TTJ as emperor. He has no magic of his own, but the evil minions found him anyway and decided to keep him alive to use him in the future - I guess we'll be seeing him again soon.

YQY got the fox demon's powers that PR gave him to save him from dying, so he's now a male fox-demon... kind of. Anyway, he has a really long lifespan, if he isn't immortal himself. He's masking himself so that people don't realize the emperor is the same for 5 centuries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzefCuKOOx0

5-9 are BGM.

Put Immortality on your PTW list and go read The Husky and His White Cat Shizun (by Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat).

You'll get all the SM love you think you need AND THEN SOME.

Warning: it's danmei though.

It's called sado-masochism. Yes, we all have it by now LOL.

500 years have passed. She returned as LSS because this future's version of LSS was punished for not undergoing a lightning tribulation. So LSS 1.0 replaced the newer version.

TTJ was alive because 1. he wasn't in the world of the living, but got to swim in the Nether River for centuries, and 2. he was helped by the Divine Essence nanobots that LSS passed to him to replace the Bone.

The only king since TTJ ran away is YQY, under that mask.

Errrrr... then maybe let's not make him a sect-leader hahaha *nervous laughter*

Lots of fake blood spit. Everybody ded. The End. :D

TTJ: PYZ, get off you ghostly butt and tell me where YXW is!!!

PYZ: Ah-ah-aaah! You didn't say the magic word!! Ah-ah-aaah! You didn't...

Samuel Jackson: PLEASE!!!! GODDAMIT I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP!!!!!!

Replace as in, take his place?! O.o

Or replace, as in, deal with him? Anyway, the Bone is now in his daughter, so he got his wish however you look at it.

EX. Ex-fiancé. He probably has whiplash from it LOL.

Not enough zombies in it.

The storyteller is TEAM YBC all the way, working his cruel ways into LSS's mind, to make her angry with TTJ LOL.

I haven't read the novel. I know he took the blood of an enemy (TTJ) and the tear of a lover (YBC) to bring him back, but I've no idea if he needed to sacrifice his cultivation for it. I mean, they said he didn't find the right way to achieve immortality before dying, so I don't know...

I, myself, like tragic endings. As long as they make sense.