The person above me is alive thanks to my post and now she is reading the whole book to survive
The person above me is actually an alien sent from space to execute the OP.
the person above me is here to make sure that I complete my mission
The person above me thinks the person above her is the Schreduler
The person above me is the Scheduler
The person above me is next.
the person above me is a popular IPhone application
The person above me thinks I'm an angry bird...
The person above me is the catwoman
the person above me is batman
the person above tried to drink the whole sea and that's way she is in coma
The person above woke up from a coma but then lost his/her memory/sight. When s/he finally got his/her memory/sight back, and reunited with their lover, who came back after being overseas for 5 years, s/he got run over by a car.
the person above me was the love of my life until she finally was hit a car and thanks to her I'm rich now!
The person above me is secretly a spy for a secret service - a service so secret that even the spy doesn't know about it.
the person above me was watching a crazy sick Drama and thinks that I merged out of her TV.