Post an insane lie about the person above you

The person above me told me that she will see a doctor that will check her heart beat using a stethoscope

The person above me thinks I am a boy as I have cut my hair short. The person above me has fallen in love with me!

The person above me was playing me

The person above me was having an affair with the person I loved

The person above me is actually my biological long lost sister and so is in fact also in love with our brother

The person above me does not share the same father as me and so their father is not my blood relative! But I found out that they were having a secret love relationship with my step-mother

The birth of the person above me was the reason my family fell apart and so I tried to ruin her family!