TPAM hates to watch korean drama
TPAM  is married to Song Joong Ki
tpam can speak with animals
Tpam is a fugitive from justice
TPAM likes to collect skeletons
TPAM smells like dead rat
TPAM like to smell their feet 
TPAM is a crazy stalker 
TPAM is an alien who wants to destroy the Earth 
TPAM has a huge high heels collection
TPAM likes laughing at kids when they fall *Evil face* :P