TPAM found him self in 1400's he found a troll and  taught him fashion sense including how to clean himself up and make food and stuff afterwards the troll ate him because he was to savage
TPAM is a flying trapeze artist 
TPAM is a goden fish.
TPAM is blacklisted from entering a dozen countries, and won't say why that is.
TPAM is a runaway suspect 
TPAM is a supermodel known for throwing melodramatic tantrums.
TPAM is an international cop who hunts fugitives
TPAM eats nothing but steamed cabbage for every meal
TPAM secretly watches their neighbor in the shower.
(not with my neighbors!! XD XD)

TPAM is the head of a massive pyramid scheme
^ so you admit watching someone in the shower! xP

TPAM is a mafia leader
TPAM hates Yoon Eun Hye
TPAM have a chicken pet named ryan higa