TPAM was elected Ruler of the Universe by a secret meeting of top world leaders
tpam was living on another galaxy until 3 months ago when he got exiled to the Earth
TPAM throws wild parties with yetis from around the world (and Santa Claus acts as the deejay).
TPAM has been accused of murdering people.
TPAM is 437th in line for the British throne
TPAM spends half the day counting blades of grass outside their house.
TPAM is secretly married to Rapmon
TPAM has a kangaroo living in their closet.
tpam is in a bad mood