Post an insane lie about the person above you

LOL EJ...your killing me!! The person above me is also chewing my hair because she is having an nervous breakdown and why is she chewing my hair? Well its because she is such a nervous worry wart that all her hair fell out.

The person above me misses her stinky socks mountain under her bed so much that she thinks everything smell like her stinky socks...unfortunately EJ is suffering from stinky socks withdrawal symptoms

The person above me is living in lalaland as they believe their socks have become world famous...They believe that a new trend has been set and is called stink-pop solely for the best sock stink around the world!!

The person above me was on the brink of a nervous break down that I had to put a tag on it!

The next person told me that she will take responsibility to cure me of my mental health issues

The next person is my pet so if I don't follow her she will get lost and I will cry!!

The person above me is the cat the I am chasing