Tpam is Dracula's assistant. 

Tpam has never eaten food

Tpam is over 100 years old 

Tpam has never been to a grocery store

Tpam fought a kangaroo

tpam  loves to dance the cha-cha!

Tpam can freeze time 

Tpam has legs for hands

Tpam has long toenails xD

tpam is an alien from mars