Dinosaur Love: Final Story (2023)

yeah not worth it

I already pay for it, but if you don't, then don't pay for it. It is not worth it for those two shit ass episodes that left me once again with more questions than answers. The average is 7.5 stars out of 10. It got 5 higher than the 8th episode; I don't know how, but it did. I don't recommend it, but I will explain why, or just explain what the fuck happened and why you don't need to watch it. And once again, I am not checking my grammar because I am lazy.

They were making out more than there was plot. I am not complaining, but they were too busy tonguing each other for the plot to actually be dragged out and have a meaningful ending. Rak attacks bat-shit crazy men because he can't say no and doesn't want to be mean. Tart, Mek, Kram, and Dino are examples of that. Rak has every right to be mad at every single one of his little harem of men, including his men. They all really hurt his feelings. All my homes hated Tart because he was being a homewrecker like it was nobody's business. Dawg, back up. They ended up sweeping the whole thing with Dino and Tart under the rug in the show, both with the characters and with the people watching it. I think they were banking on us forgetting that it even happened. I didn't. They could have actually made a meaningful plot out of that and helped Dino work out his anger issues, but they didn't, and look where that got them. Nowhere.

Episodes 4–10 (the final story bit) all felt like a lazy clip show of random ass clips that should not have even gone together. They were just filming; they changed the story halfway through but kept the scenes in anyway. Those are the vibes. I don't know if they actually did that, but it feels like they did with this fucking bullshit. Not a special ending once again. They could have done so much more with the ending and the whole show, for that matter. The acting was good, but they were once again throwing sh*t and hoping it sticks. Some of it actually did, but most of it did not. Yeah, and the random ass haircuts—I love to see those in shows. I find it funny. Yeah, I still feel like I have more questions than answers after that. I am going to watch the movie to see if it's any different and just get all of the dinosaur love stuff finished so I can never come back to it or think about it again. Another copy and paste from my review because I am lazy Yeah, that's really it. I am going to force myself to watch the movie and write more about this hot mess of a show. So yeah. That's it. Okay bye!

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Finally Over

I you don't have a VIP membership with IQYI to watch these two episodes, don't bother getting it, they're not worth it unless you absolutely loved the rest of the series. It's simply more unnecessary drama, awkward NSFW scenes of Dino shoving his tongue down Rak's throat, and concluding with Chalam, Suea and Mhee talking about their notably absent lovers.

The whole plot line with Tart was absurd. Again, in what way is Rak such a catch that men are willing to throw any kind of boundaries and societal niceties out the door? I truly do not understand. But here comes Tart who's apparently harbored a crush on Rak for years and suddenly decides to pursue him and who gives a damn if he has a boyfriend. There's nothing likeable about the character. He aggressively and creepily pursues Rak, stalking him, even buying his phone number from a fellow classmate so he can call and text him. This culminates in a confrontation between Dino and Tart with Dino inexplicably resorting to his fists. This would have been a great time to acknowledge and potentially rectify Dino's temper, but the whole thing is conveniently swept under the rug. Even the two women filming the scene are stopped and convinced to delete the video with very little effort.

The second episode turns its focus to the characters of Chalam, Suea, and Mhee who talk about their lovers. It's very awkward because we never actually see their lovers' faces. We hear voices, see some hair or a shoulder maybe, but that's it. I'm going to assume it has something to do with the upcoming Buddy Line Y Animal series, but it just made for some strange camera angles and uncomfortable close ups of the actors. I was not a fan.

More of the same mediocre acting and poor production. More of the annoying comedic sound effects and more bad music. Although these episodes took the cake with the scene where Dino and Rak go meet his parents and the girl they wanted to arrange a marriage with. The back and forth with the music was maddening.

I will reiterate, don't spend your money for these episodes, they add very little of substance. Save yourself the two hours you would have wasted and find something worthwhile to watch.

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