total shit don't waste your time .The story has no center; the duck is not likable, and the costly, overwrought, laser-filled special effects that conclude the series are less impressive than a sparkler on a birthday cake.
I’ve had mosquito bites that were more passionate than this undead, unrequited, and altogether unfun pseudo-romantic riff on ‘Romeo and Juliet.
I’ll admit, I’ve been dreading the thought of trying to at all explain the plot of this movie — even in broad, simple terms. I honestly had anxiety dreams last night about this moment. It’s like staring at a projected kaleidoscope for two and a half hours and then trying to tell someone about the plot.