That's not a _____!

That's not lightsabbers that's lifesavers

That's not a lifeguard, that's a Baywatch actor.

That's not a mountain range, that's Grand Canyon

That's not a valley, that's a deep well.

That's not a septic tank, that's an underground well

That's not an ancient alien shipwreck. That's an drunk old man!

Thats not homer Simpson thats peter Griffin

That's not a woman, it's a flower boy!