The Corrupted Wishing Game

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Granted... but drink a lot of ginger or chicken soup and take mulberry syrup for prevention

I wish I could turn back  clock 10 years  back
Granted but nobody would remember you

I wish I could eat as much as I like without getting fat
granted but every time you watch a drama you will gain 10 pounds 
I wish I can eat black noodles right now
That is the best corrupted wishing game grant ever :P

Granted but they will be the worst black noodles you've ever tasted

I wish that winter would come faster
Granted but your winter will last a whole year

I wish I could go on a vacation right now
granted , but in your last day at work while you're shouting "Im free I'm free""  you get stuck inside the roof

I wish the exact same that will  happen to me will happen to the next person
Granted but only in your dreams..

I wish to have a 10 hrs sleep.
granted you get 10 Hours weekly XD
I wish no one at work will remember what I just did T0T
Granted, but they won't remember who you are either.
I wish i could wake up early everyday.
Granted but you'll have to go to bed by 6PM
I wish food would just cook itself.
granted but it will also eat itself 
I wish I can stay awake for days without having any side effects 
Granted, but then you won't be able to sleep well
I wish there was a korean restaurant next door to my house.
granted but you will be the food not the costumer , yes Korean vampire restaurant is real 
i wish vampires suck fat instead of blood 
Granted but they're so voracious that their victims die from the sudden anorexia. If you survive, that's because you became a vampire yourself and eating human fat is your only food from now on. You can digest anything else. Enjoy !
I wish I could control the wind.
Granted but you won't be able to control any other extreme weather

I wish a prince charming would appear and sweep me off my feet