The Corrupted Wishing Game

granted but your voice will go too
I wish I can lose weight only by thinking about dieting 

Granted but all it has is a word processor and a spreadsheet

I wish fruits didn't go bad so fast

granted but you will wake up in 3015,,,, may be you won't

I wish I'm google XD 

Granted, but only for yourself 

I wish I were better at looking after my plants

Granted, but you will be living it alone
I wish i had the ability to allow my loved ones to be at ease forever.

Granted, you're now just really tired all the time (too tired to even get angry).

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I wish I could speak every language fluently, forever.

Granted. But it won't stop at one, the cats will keep coming, turning up at your door, scraping at the windows, crawling in through the vents. You'll be a cat magnet, you'll be walking down the street and cats will come flying at you from all angles. You'll get fired from your job. Your family (who has suddenly developed an allergy to cat fur) will disown you. You'll be all alone, except you won't, the cats are always there, always watching... 

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I wish when someone says they'll contact you within 2 weeks... They ******* contact you within two weeks! #JustLookingForAJobThings

granted but that's just the name of the dessert made by your boss

I wish I can make my eyebrows dance