Why are you trying to staple your face to the dresser?

I was only trying to help!!
How come you pulled a 'Thousand Years of Death' on your friend over there?
(reference to naruto, anime)

I thought she was in pain...
Why do you take your shirt of?
(reference to twilight)

My mom told me so
Why do you think apples are blue?

Because I hate my cat
Why did you throw your pet into the pool?

I failed my exam.
Women can't drive........


I was late for work
What happened when you decided to walk?

I had to go to the hospital.
What happened after you decided to cook for yourself?

Because i needed it.
Did you really have to snatch that child's icecream and make him cry?

Yes, because the sky is falling.

Did you get to work on time?

my head hurts

What happened after you tried to watch a drama dubbed?

i thought that would be romantic

Why did you slap him?

There were twenty-five cats