the person above me thinks dirt farms are the best
The person above me dyed her hair the color of a strawberry.
the person above me sometimes thinks they are a strawberry
the person above me thinks they are an animal cracker
the person above me gets really angry that the only the monkey animal cracker gets to have pants
The person above me had a bunch of squirrels in her pants.
the person above me trains squirrels to attack people's pants
The person above me is a trousers eating giraffe
the person above me is a trained attack penguin
The person above is the trainer of thy penguin.
LOL The person above me makes life-sized replica's of drama characters out of wax
the person above me recreates their favourite drama scenes built out of candy
The person above me eats the candy made by the person above them!
the person above me steals candy from babies
How did you know?? The person above me is stalking me while I steal candy from babies!