The Corrupted Wishing Game

This game was around till it got locked due to full capacity,  it was a fun one and thought to bring it back. Below is the original text from the game author, hope we can keep it going..

 So I've seen this in one forum I've been in the past and I decided to share as it will encourage one's creativity while having fun. 

1st person makes the wish, 2nd person fulfills it but it's slightly corrupted. 

The 2nd person then makes a wish of their own and the third person fulfills it but it's slightly corrupted and then makes a wish of their own.

 It continues that way with the next person and on and on..

Example: Person. A - I wish I can marathon dramas for 7 days without interruption. 

Person B- Granted. But on the 8th day., you can't see anymore., you've become blind.. :P  

Let's start!

Granted. But you can time travel only once in a year.

Granted. But time traveling gives you a major headache.

I wish I could be jobless forever XD

Granted. But you will always land in a pool of dung and pee. Hehe

I wishThe Infinity Gauntlet is in my hands.Snap.

Granted, but you could only see them in their country.

I wish I could travel the world.

Granted but only after you finish work.

I wish I could sleep all day