The Corrupted Wishing Game

Granted, now everyone is so friendly that they spend more time chatting and having fun than working, and eventually stop working altogether. This causes the collapse of civilization.

I wish the pen I keep with me would never run out of ink.

Grantd but you have to sanitize all the time

I wish I was rich

Granted but you will have to have a photogenic face as well

I wish I could do whatever I want.

Granted, but it is the most boring and nonsensical drama in the history of dramas.

I wish I could get my WiFi everywhere.

 Yerin:

why do you make negative comments

I have not made negative comments outside the context of corrupting wishes.

 Fairiela:

Granted but you have to be double vaccinated.

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I wish I could meet my prince right now. 

Granted, but he is the Crown Prince of a small territory in the middle of the North Pole. where y'all will freeze live together for the rest of your lives.

I wish any clothes I pull from the rack at the store would fit.

Granted, but it is easy for people to fool you, walk over you, lie to you...

I wish that any time I put food in the microwave, it would be heated perfectly.