"Describe yourself in a sentence or two."

Nope, have my BL awards puppet show instead!

Series

Most boxes ticked:     HIStory 3: Trapped     humour + action + cops vs gangsters + balanced couple
Most bearable high school BL:     Love for Love’s Sake
Most liked-without-remembering-why:     21 Days Theory
Best attempt at thriller / mystery BL:    Manner of Death
Best attempt at paranormal BL:     Triage
Best attempt at horror BL:    Dead Friend Forever
Best Wattpad tropes guilty pleasure:     Tharntype
Biggest unexpected masterpiece:     Old Fashion Cupcake
Biggest waste of plot potential:     Color Rush, First Love Again, The Eclipse, Be My Favorite
Biggest plot twist:     Zettai BL     somehow the crack turned into fluff??
Highest amount of second hand embarrassment:     Golden Blood, Tonhon Chonlatee, Secret Crush on You, Y-Destiny, Bed Friend, Cutie Pie, Don't Say No, My Engineer, Why R U?, Be Mine SuperStar
Worst squandered ending: 

• HIStory 3: MoDC     do I even need to explain
• A Shoulder to Cry On     all tension deflated by weird time skips, last two eps literally useless
• Cherry Magic     sudden OOC circus to artificially create drama
• Zenra Meshi     miscommunication, friend and ex-boyfriend jealousy AND a meddling girl? Seriously??

Scenes

Ugliest sobbing:     The Rooftop™ (Bad Buddy)
Loudest "excuse me??" screamed:     that NC scene (Love in the Air)
Longest time without breathing:     Togawa's confession (Old Fashion Cupcake)
Most criminal discarded cut:     bed make out in behind the scenes (Roommates of Poongduck 304)
Abruptest cackle:     Tankhun wacking Vegas on the head with a platter (KinnPorsche), why is it getting bigger and bigger (Jun and Jun)
Strongest gasp:     yaja time kiss (Semantic Error)
Most concerned  “girl no don’t do it”:     half of Only Friends scenes

Characters

Highest heart break count:     Noh Shinwoo (Light On Me), Mark (Love Mechanics), Third (Theory of Love)
Softest voice, gaze, smile, everything:     Kongpob (SOTUS)
Feistiest / cutest wannabe tough guys:     Cha Shiwon (Blueming), Zhou Shu Yi (We Best Love)
Goodest dog-like character:     Han Taeyoung (Happy Ending Romance)
Sneakiest fox-like character:     Shin Gitae (Our Dating Sim)
Snobbiest cat-like character:     Kiyoi Sou (Utsukushii Kare)
Greyest character:     Charn (Laws of Attraction), half of the cast (Dead Friend Forever)

Couples

Most show-stealing second couples:

• Heart and Li Ming (Moonlight Chicken)
• Both secondary couples (Love Class season 2)
• Ben and Chopper (Never Let Me Go)
• Guy and Nawa (Dangerous Romance)

Most unexpected (but secretly hoped for) second couple:     Jack and Zhao Zi (HIStory 3: Trapped)
Deadest chemistry (AKA it's giving besties / awkward strangers):    

• Sarawat and Tine (2gether)
• Itt and Pai (My Gear and Your Gown)
• Kang Insoo and Yoon Sangyi (Wish You)
• Tonhon and Chonlatee (Tonhon Chonlatee)
• Bohn and Duen (My Engineer)

Bombest chemistry (AKA them just looking at each other does it):

• Nozue and Togawa (Old Fashion Cupcake)
• Seo Jae Won and Kim Ji Hyun (The Eighth Sense)
• Puth and Kaeng (Y-Destiny)
• First and Khaotung in everything they've shot together

Nicest opposites attract:     Semantic Error, To My Star, Bad Buddy
Best enemies to lovers:     A Shoulder to Cry On
Best reluctant teamwork:     You Make Me Dance
Eye-candiest pairs:

• Seo Haewon and  Baek Eunkyu (The Tasty Florida)
• Jin Yu Zhen and Shi Lei (Be Loved in House: I Do)
• Min Yudam and Seol Dongbaek (The Director Who Buys Me Dinner)
• Kinn and Porsche (KinnPorsche)
• Charn and Tinn (Laws of Attraction)

Actors

Most emotions conveyed only though eyes:     Perth in everything, always
Best smitten with love face:

• Ohm (Dean - Until We Meet Again)
• Machida Keita (Kurosawa - Cherry Magic)
• Kang Hui (Jo Taesung - Cherry Blossom After Winter)
• Kao (Nubsib - Lovely Writer)

Best desperately horny face:     Wayne Song (Xiang Hao Ting  - HIStory 3: MoDC)
Widest range:     Film (Laws of Attraction, To Sir With Love)
Best hammed up acting:     Krist (Kawee - Be My Favourite) in the first couple of episodes
ASMRest voice:     Chris Wu and his "last button" (Tang Yi - HIStory 3: Trapped)
Strongest allergic reaction:     James/Net, Gun,  Aou, Jang Euisoo (except in Where Your Eyes Linger)

Sadly got stuck with a poor acting partner: 

• Suar Kritsanaphong (You're My Sky)
• Bible Wichapas (KinnPorsche)
• Kim Junhyun (All the Liquors)
• Han Sejin (Mr. Heart)
• Pawin Thanik (My Gear and Your Gown)
• Pavel Baret (Pit Babe)

Other

Best lighting team:     You're My Sky and their army of green and orange spotlights, The Eighth Sense
Best hairstylist team:     Unintentional Love Story and Ji Wonyoung/Gongchan's perfectly curled bangs
Worst sound team:     90% of Thai BL, especially when actors scream
Highest Shazam usage:     Semantic Error,  To My Star, Fish Upon the Sky, Bad Buddy, Not Me, Last Twilight, Dead Friend Forever
Most advanced CGI effects:     To Sir With Love special mention goes to the snake
Most confusing editing:     

• Kissable Lips     what even happened at the end
• In Your Heart     what even happened the whole time
• The Eighth Sense     the suddenly blurry af beach episode

Longest, most natural one takes:     Our Dating Sim
Most avant-garde plot:     falling in love with your dead dog's spirit (Choco Milk Shake)

Most anticipated upcoming series: 

• Heesu in Class 2     the plot is meh but the actors seem to be high grade
• Kidnap      Ohm in a BL and he kidnaps the love interest, I mean... I hope it'll be a bit dark, too
• Killing Stalking     it's going to be a mess no matter which direction they take and I'm ready for it
• My Imaginary Boyfriend     hoping for some thriller or horror vibes with this one
• Red Peafowl     mafia, police, drugs, infiltration gone wrong, what more do you need?
• My Golden Blood     two tall, dark and handsome men as a couple? In my Thai BL?? and they were vampires...
• Jack and Joker     I can smell the enemies to lovers and reluctant cooperation from here
• The Young Gangster     Sounds very promising but also looks like a dead project it's been revived!
• Uncovering the Curse of Taekwondo     Can't go wrong when the director is Hwang Daseul