Supernatural quotes!
?Boy, you put your foot on my coffee table, I?m gonna whack you with a spoon.?
-Missouri Why didn't they have her character appear more in this series? She was awesome!
?That fabric softener teddy bear? Oh, I?m gonna hunt that little b**** down.?
Dean: "Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?"
Sam: "Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating."
"I think I learned a valuable lesson: Always take down your Christmas decorations after New Year's, or you might get filleted by a hooker from God."
Dixon: ?Can you think of a worse hell?"
Dean: ?Well, there's Hell."
Henriksen: ?I shot the sheriff."
Dean: ?But you didn't shoot the deputy."
Dean: ?That is exactly why our lives suck. I mean, come on, we hunt monsters! What the hell? I mean, normal people, they see a monster, and they run. But not us, no, no, no, we search out things that want to kill us. Or eat us! You know who does that? Crazy people! We are insane! You know, and then there's the bad diner food and then the skeevy motel rooms and then the truck-stop waitress with the bizarre rash. I mean, who wants this life, Sam? Seriously? Do you actually like being stuck in a car with me eight hours a day, every single day? I don't think so! I mean, I drive too fast. And I listen to the same five albums over and over and over again, and I sing along. I'm annoying, I know that. And you, you're gassy! You eat half a burrito, and you get toxic! I mean, you know what? You can forget it. Stay away from me Sam, OK? Because I am done with it. I'm done with the monsters and the hellhounds and the ghost sickness and the damn apocalypse. I'm out. I'm done. Quit."
-from season 4?s ?Yellow Fever" hahaha I loved that episode XD